$ERIS Token an Experiment in Market Randomization
A simple experiment in introducing randomness and unexpected behavior into cryptocurrency markets.
When people talk about the free hand of the market what they’re actually referring to is emergent behavior from chaotic systems. But what does that mean, exactly.
The mathematical definition of chaos is when a system is so complicated, either in input that influences it’s behavior, or who’s inner-workings are so complicated can possibly interrelated that it’s impossible to predict it’s behavior precisely. Or both. This is why chaos mathematics has to be used to predict weather patterns. And why dickheads like Eric Weinstein get paid so much to make predictions about a market they fundamentally don’t understand or appreciate. (Try talking to the guy about the problems of centralized power and violent authority sometime. I really don’t think he gets why, they’re a problem, fundamentally.)
Now, mind, there is a difference between perfect chaos and effective chaos. Effective chaos is when a system is too complex for humans to calculate predictions effectively with current methods. We might lack the processing power to calculate every influence or interaction. This effective chaos threshold can be reached pretty quickly with recursive and self-referential systems. Despite what Roger Penrose says, all due respect to the guy, but I think he’s too anthropocentric exceptionalist. Consciousness is one such example. We’re just meaty bags of mostly water with a wet recursive and self-referential modeling data processing system in our heads. And guts, your gut thinks too, seriously. But I can go into that later.
Perfect chaos is when a system is so complicated and so sensitive to input that it can never be predicted. This is because of the Synecdoche Paradox. Ah Sydney Synecdoche. But reminisces of old fling aside. This is also called the Pygmalion or Simulacrum Paradox. Not really a paradox, but it sounds more important then it really its that way. So I’m going to use it. Especially since my small work could use the clout since I didn’t even graduate high school and have no real credentials for anything except some vendor certification instructor certifications.
Anyway, I ramble and tangent too much, perfect chaos is defined separately from effective chaos because the reason it can never be fully predicted is that is you would have to build a model to do so. Like everything else you predict. And in order to build a model you’ll need something more complicated then the thing you’re modeling to run the model. There are two main reasons this would demonstrate something is perfectly chaotic.
Second, there would be the recursion and encapsulation problem. If you’re trying to model and system, and your model is part of the system, then you can never eliminate the recursion of the thing you’re trying to model influencing the system running the model. Like if you try to model society, while living in a society. The social influence on your while you operate the model would influence the model. This is the entire premise of Asimov’s Foundation series. And, the market is just such a system.
But I could go one forever. This is about my little experiment to see what happens when you fuck with traders, and fuck with Uniswap.
TO BE VERY VERY CLEAR I HAVE NO PLANS FOR THIS THING.
NO TOKENOMICS PLANNED.
I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF ANYONE WILL TRADE
THIS MIGHT EVEN BORK THE UNISWAP PAIRING. AND I’M TOO BROKE TO REIMBURSE ANYONE IF IT DOES BLOW UP.
But, the only real problem I predict I’ll put in a method to prevent it in the future. Then someone, maybe me, will have to fix it on Uniswap. I’ll explain.
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10% of LGE Ethereum as dev fee — I is broke doge. I’m not a Clinton, so running a charity doesn’t make me money.
10,000 total supply, probably poll still open on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/NCyotee/status/1319594404739338241
LGE for liquidity. Probably 48 hours. — Poll on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/NCyotee/status/1319667943878262786
1% dev fee on transfers to The Church of the Chain Incorporated. Consult your accountant and lawyer on whether this would be tax deductible.
1% transfer fee — This is where the fun starts
50% chance fee is burned
50% chance fee is transferred to Uniswap pair.
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Next person to trade SHOULD get
Sell — higher slippage
Buy — reduced slippage
Deposit — extra LP tokens
AGAIN NO IDEA HOW THIS WILL PLAY OUT.
NO INTENTION OF FUTURE DEVELOPMENT. MAY PUT THIS UNDER $CHAINS IF IT DOESN’T COMPLETELY FLOP. BUT NO PROMISES.
NO I CAN’T REIMBURSE YOU OR DO ANYTHING TO RESOLVE THIS IF IT DOES FLOP.
YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.
NO REALLY, YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.
SERIOUSLY DON’T BUY $ERIS UNLESS YOU WANT TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE.
THIS CLEARLY ISN’T FINANCIAL ADVICE. THIS THING ISN’T EVEN FINANCIAL. IT’S A JOKE.
